quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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