so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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