Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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