Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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