And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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