im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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