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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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