He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
