you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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