she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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