I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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