I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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