how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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