Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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