Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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