Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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