She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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