She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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