Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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