i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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