i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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