You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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