their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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