I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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