I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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