I want to walk on stilts...naked
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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