It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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