His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
