i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
only if we run a train.
done.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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