im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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