OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
another moral hangover. fuck.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
