butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
All the doctor said was why
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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