I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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