I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How does one acquire holy water?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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