WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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