i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize