Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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