I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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