took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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