normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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