I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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