no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
