Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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