HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
