I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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