IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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