butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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