Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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