You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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