I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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