This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
