Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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