good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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