No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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