How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I want to have your abortion
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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