His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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