Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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